Just another dreamer

It is a sad fact that the Arthurian Legend ends badly.

Camelot is eventually torn apart by the warring side of Team Lancelot and Team Arthur; and on the show Morgana is proving increasingly devious as she tries to undermine the crown.

But what if it didn’t have to be this way? What is the Triangle of Doom could become an OT3 of Awesome? What if Morgana could be distracted from her evil schemes by hot, hot lovin’?

For Valentine’s Day I have a collection of three cracky ficlets in which hormones triumph over tragedy. I hope you enjoy them.

Title: Le ménage à trois d'Arthur
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 477
Warnings: Polyamory, Crack
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters and am making no money off of them.
Summary: ( Arthur stands shock-still his bedroom doorway as his queen and his favourite knight attack each other with their mouths. )

Title: The Once and Future OT3
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 429
Warnings: Polyamory, Crack
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters and am making no money off of them.
Summary: ( Lancelot gazed down at the town square where his fair queen strolled with her ladies. She was so lovely; she never stopped taking his breath away. )

Title: Come To The Light Side Morgana, We Have Great Kissers.
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Merlin/Morgana
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 616
Warnings: Crack
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters and am making no money off of them.
Summary: ( Morgana smirked evilly. The scorpions were as big as horses and Merlin was inescapably surrounded. )

Title: Chocolate
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gwen/Morgana
Warnings: Ahistorical chocolaty goodness
Spoilers: None
Word count: 100 words

Disclaimer: This version of the Arthurian legend belongs to the BBC 

 

Summary: Gwen hated St Valentine’s Day. Not because she rarely received any gifts from besotted secret admirers, but because Morgana received so very many.

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